Describe a battle between these great figures in history...?

lmao, this is amazing dude. star. Jesus wouldn't be for harry potter (magic, duh) or buddah. so buddah and harry form alliences. harry is friends with hagrid, and hagrid loves animals, so hagrid befriends pikachu, so pikachu goes on harry's side. Optimus Prime thinks it's all stupid so he forgets about this and goes and finds megan fox. abraham lincoln goes with jesus, since harry potter and pikachu is after his time, he wouldn't get the fanominon. da vinci goes makes alliances with jesus. chuck norris follows optimus prime so he can do megan fox. wolverine was friends with remus lupin (a werewolf from harry potter) so lets say he's on harry's side. pikachu throws at jesus but jesus's holiness repells them. harry uses avada kedavra on jesus but once again, holiness outrules it. so jesus wins. yup.