LGBT: What are some of your best "comebacks" when people stare or talk bad about you?

Not really, I just try to ignore it although I do get annoyed from time to time. But to start my gf in public to try to prove a point to a bunch of idiot gawking guys (present company excluded of course) plays into the idiotic stereotype that gays and s are immoral and can't keep our hands off of each other and stop ourselves from making out in public :P